C3LVSCB

by Captain Three Leg / Cop Bar

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GK#166 c&p 2012 karaoke/c3l/cop bar

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released 22 January 2012

GRINDCORE CINEMA presents
a MORTVILLE NOISE production
"C3LVSCB"

TRKS 1-7 by Captain Three Leg

This is a recently discovered 4 track recording tracked in Denver around 2000. The guitar track recorded as a faint buzzing noise leaving the drum track as the only salvageable part of the recording. Enough of the guitar bled through on the drums to allow us to re-learn the parts and re-record them using Reaper. Guitar, bass and vocal overdubs were recorded November 13th + 14th of 2011.

Andy – G/B/V, Brian – V, Ace - D.

captainthreeleg.bandcamp.com
mortvillenoise@gmail.com

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TRKS 8-14 by Cop Bar

Recorded to 4 track by SLW. Mixed and mastered by Bronson Karaff.

Samuel Locke Ward - V, Brando Gassman - G, Andy Sinclair - D.

copbar.bandcamp.com
samuellockward.com

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TRKS 15-16 Capt. 3 Leg vs. Cop Bar

Introductions narrated by Joe jack Talcum.
Cover art by Meatbag.

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Track Name: Crippled Checkbook
CRIPPLED CHECKBOOK
The crushing devastation
of life financially distressed
Amount of debt is growing bigger
Leaves me clinically depressed
Home repair expenses mounting
Money spent before it’s earned
Working overtime to catch up
There’s not enough hours in the day
Mortgage payment bleeds me dry
Not enough money to survive
The rising cost of gasoline
Crippled checkbook brought down to its knees
The rising cost of living
Quickly spirals out of hand
Constant stress of going under
A length of rope tightens around my neck
Track Name: Be a Man
BE A MAN
You went back on your word
Afraid to fight and be a man
Track Name: Lothar Das Rothaar (B.R.B. cover)
LOTHAR DAS ROTHAAR
Barbarossas Rhabarber Barbarian cover
Track Name: Familiarity Breeds Contempt
FAMILIARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT
Worshipping the devil
is just as fucked as faith in god
Singing praise to Beelzebub
might as well be make believe
Pentagrams on your band’s shirts
only makes you look fucking dumb
Track Name: Aspercreme
ASPERCREME
Deteriorating health, your lower back’s a mess
Muscles lose all definition from sitting at a desk
Just show up to work and occupy a seat
No expectations once you’re there, staring into space
The curvature of spine conforms to that of chair
The atrophy of muscles from a sedentary life
The slightest turn sends waves of pain
That bring me to my knees
Chiropractic visits only serve to dull the pain
While draining me of money I can’t afford to spend
Fear of going broke keeps me from changing jobs
No amount of tylenol can make me whole again
Track Name: Orson
ORSON
Orson once was brilliant back in 1941
It went straight to his head until he became a drunk
Reduced to selling frozen peas and hocking cheap champagne
Verbally abusive, difficult and bitter
Aging, fat and bearded, stinking drunk on booze
Not worthy of his talents, so he terrorized his crew
Track Name: I was curious who would fix the Sewers after Society Collapsed so I Voted for Ron Paul
I WAS CURIOUS WHO WOULD FIX THE SEWERS AFTER SOCIETY COLLAPSED SO I VOTED FOR RON PAUL

I've got a sweet idea 
let's privatize the library
Track Name: Charitable Donations Accepted Everyday
CHARITABLE DONATIONS ACCEPTED EVERYDAY

For pennies a day

This starving boy

Could become a nice christian child
and spread the word of the lord

Heaven above 3X

When you give to us

Just dollars a week

You could buy me that car

That house on the hill

The sun shines down upon

Heaven above 3X

When you side with us

Track Name: Send in the Goons
SEND IN THE GOONS

When you need shit done

Mongo henchman thugs
Track Name: No Sense of History
NO SENSE OF HISTORY

So you think that Nazis are cool?

Should have paid more attention in school

You got…
No no no…

No sense of history

Hear you wanna defund NPR

You get a boner when you think about war

You got... 

No, no, no…

No sense of history

No, no, no…

No sense of 
Histo-revised
Track Name: Prophetic Youth
PROPHETIC YOUTH

Awful and bloated

Man of dignity and poise

Stands behind the altar

A wicked people rise


You want it you want it you want it

You shall slave as you serve


Stand with me prophetic youth

As fire reigns so burns the truth


Eyes dark and catching

At the podium

We will stand behind you

As the missiles fly


You want it you want it you want it

You shall slave as you serve


Stand with me prophetic youth

As fire reigns so burns the truth

So shall burn you

Track Name: Static in the Eyes of God
STATIC IN THE EYES OF GOD

We're all static

Blurred out lines of
 white noise faded

Between signals

No one hears you

Lost in transit

We're all static 
in the eyes of...

God can't hear the soul that prays 2X