Fuck Capcom

by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

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GK#30 c&p 2011 karaoke/khr

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released 03 May 2011
GRINDCORE CINEMA presents
"Fuck Capcom"

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual is one guy named Cory Monster (or 3 guys named Cory Monster, or a guy who isn't Cory and Zombie Ninja Schmoe . . whichever you want to believe)

Recorded in the summer of 2009 in the basement.
Front cover design by Cory Monster 2009.
Digital booklet concept and design by J. Randall and Cory Monster in April 2011.

Special thanks to J. Randall and Philip Acevedo.

Download includes bonus track: "I Ain't Sayin' Grrl Gamers are Gold-diggers. . . .Oh Wait, Yes I Am"

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Track Name: Keiji Inafune Created Mega Man Because He's a Fucking Pedo
KEIJI INAFUNE CREATED MEGA MAN BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING PEDO
5 yr old cos-players in woolen helmets
I don't know if you should be doing that shit
He's watching
Behind the giant Gundam at the Bandai booth
I've seen him
He looks like Dr. Light
And Dr Light was always suspect anyway
C'mon now
Really?
Why do you think all those other child robots broke up Out of there anyway?
He's worse than a catholic priest
New sequel on virtual console
Lock up your children
Get chris hansen on the line
[He probably did]
Track Name: And Where Is Captain Commando? He's at Home Washing His Tights
AND WHERE IS CAPTAIN COMMANDO? ...HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS
The story about Basing Guy from Final Fight on Guy from Fugazi is just a made up story to look hip
[Read about it on Wikipedia. Is it true?!?!?]
Track Name: Will Let You Make Shitty Films of our Games for Food
WILL LET YOU MAKE SHITTY FILMS OF OUR GAMES FOR FOOD
Nevermind selling discs, cartridges and consoles
Selling popcorn is where it's at
Put down your controller
And go pay 8 bucks for snacks
Hollywood's out of ideas too
Come borrow from our lack of ideas
You don't have to redraw actors
Milla will play the same role again and again and again
look, this time she's nekkid
Your little brother shouldn't be playing the games,but don't worry
We'll make sure he can come see this bullshit
And when the producers tell us it'll never sell tickets
We'll just say "you've lost your balls"
[2 awful Street Fighter movies, 3 awful Resident Evil movies, what's next?]
Track Name: Super Turbo Ultimate Champion Edition vs. Hyper Dual Shock Final
SUPER TURBO ULTIMATE CHAMPION EDITION VS. HYPER DUAL SHOCK FINAL
We decide
We decide
Who's worthy of mediocrity
We decide
We decide
Who's unworthy of our legacy of mediocrity
[We get annoyed when the new street fighter doesn't come out for our console. . . but are we REALLY missing anything?]
Track Name: Hey, it's Not Racist if They're Dead
HEY, IT'S NOT RACIST IF THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
Whatchagonnado when the activists come for you?
Cave in like Dr. Wily's Castle
To their empty threats
Oversensitive crying over spilled pixels
You know they'll never be satisfied
[People were up in arms over Hispanic zombies and then black zombies in the resident evil games. . . nevermind where they took place. . . ]
Track Name: I'm too Tired to Redraw These Sprites, Lets Just use The Old Ones
I'M TOO TIRED TO REDRAW THESE SPRITES, LET'S JUST USE THE OLD ONES
Running out of ideas
Running out of time
Stuck in the past
And the futures too bright
Change the voice
Change the color of his gi
Give him a bigger fireball
Give him a bigger fireball
Do a barrel roll
[This song in particular is taking the piss out of them for not redrawing the sprites in their 2-D fighters for 5 years or more]
Track Name: Millenium Fail Dream Match Forever
MILLENIUM FAIL DREAM MATCH FOREVER
To build a bitchier boss
A boss that cannot die
No matter what kind of flashy super combo is thrown at it
Corporate buyout or none
It rises from the dead
Devouring those who forgot
The future was years ago
Blood
Riot
[SNK have always been better than Capcom, and now that they're gone ("SNK/Playmore" is NOT SNK) -their legacy is remains!]
Track Name: Toim to Hant
TOIM TO HANT
[...a flashback to better days]