Manly Grip

by Ultimate Bastard

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GK#225 c&p 2012 karaoke/ultimate bastard

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released June 13, 2012

GRINDCORE CINEMA presents
a STONED GOAT / CODEINE GOAT production
"Manly Grip"

Ultimate Bastard are...
ANDY PUBES: Guitar & Vox
DOOGZY: Bass, Vox & Programming

Recorded at Stoned Goat between July 2011 and February 2012. Thanks to Meat Ears, Doogzyís da, Ident, Chav Stabber, Mark Prindle & Longmont Potion Castle. Produced, mixed and mastered by Arno Zepp at SGR. All songs written and performed by Ultimate Bastard 2011-2012. Artwork pilfered, ripped off and photoshopped by Arno Zepp.

email: arnozepp(at)ymail.com

www.codeinegoat.blogspot.com

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Track Name: Hatestick
HATESTICK
Gonna phone you in the morning / Just to tell you you’re a wanker / Gonna send you constant letterbombs and faeces in the post / Bumfluff sideburns / Arsehole mouth-piece / Scrotal expert / Rectum farmer / Dickhead / Tractor engine through yer window / Shove a pencil down yer bellend / Tell your family your a pedo / Grass you in to social services / Shat the armchair Pished the bed / Fuck you Lump You're fuckin dead
Track Name: Riggwelter
RIGGWELTER Soldered anus gastric bypass / Unexploded whalecorpse useless cunt / Stick him in a trolley and we'll shove him on the motorway / I'll grab his arms and legs and you can smack him in the coupon with a brick / Feed them farts and flies and windowlene / Feed them til their guts collapse yaldy / Geez yer wallet geez yer watch ya prick / I'll show you my balls and you'll be sick
Track Name: Renegade Boutique
RENEGADE BOUTIQUE
Hooves of steel / Haywire bison / Heads kicked off in sudden tantrum / District wrecked and transport system fucked / Brick monsoon / Upturned bistro / Shit typhoon / Wanton dung attack / Kick it and run
Track Name: Lumpen Proletarian Malcontent
LUMPEN PROLETARIAN MALCONTENT
A storm of golf clubs in the middle of lunch / Say merry Christmas to my boot / Your head exploded in my hands I had to stifle a laugh / I went to town and used your credit cards to buy all sorts of expensive gear / So easy / So easy
Track Name: Force Your Dinner Down
FORCE YOUR DINNER DOWN
Say your meat is cut too thin / You're doing my fuckin' box in / Don't like the gravy / Don't like the chips / Maybe you'd prefer a swift boot in the tits / Force your dinner down / You're not hungry I don't care / Instant noodles / Pubic hair / Oily discharge / Rancid pork / Ram your dinner down your throat / Force your dinner down / You refused to clear your plate / You persistently complained / Drove me mental / Made me snap / Now your wearing your dinner for a fucking hat
Track Name: Circus of Arse Pt.1 (Stressful Movements)
CIRCUS OF ARSE PT.1: STRESSFUL MOVEMENTS
(Instru-rectal cacophony)
Track Name: This is Pish
THIS IS PISH
She's left a note / Fucked off with a Nigerian / Valium-stunned bitch drove the motor into a ditch / Flushed my phone down the bog / Kitchen's fuckin hummin because of the turd she left in the oven / Might as well OD / Might as well take some of these / That's guff / That's crap / That's pish / That's shite / I'm killing myself tonight / I woke up in a phonebox / Stinking of diesel fumes and Rothmans / Trying to get my shoes down from a tree / Trousers nowhere to be seen / Police asked me where I'd been / Wrapped in a mattress down the station / Beaten with nightsticks and charged with molestation
Track Name: Perpetual Monthly Installments
PERPETUAL MONTHLY INSTALLMENTS
I sweat profusely / My briefcase set to blow / Legal rampage / Raging migraine / Panic on the subway / Resplendent in loafers and brown Farah slacks / Sending you genital pictures by fax / Comical prospects and bollocks for brains / Personal documents left on a train / Dialing wrong numbers and huffing the gas / Redundancy packages shoved up your arse / Shave off a nipple and wreck the place / Some bastard's stolen my parking space
Track Name: Burger
BURGER
45O million vegetarians lightly seasoned and ground up into a paste / Chicken kiev in your eye / Gammon steak up yer beak / BURGER!
Track Name: Manly Grip
MANLY GRIP
Devastating handshake / Introductory fist / Knuckles smashed and splintered / Self-esteem in bits / You wish you'd never met me and my flawless manly grip / Jesus Christ
Track Name: Circus of Arse Pt.2 (Apologies for the Confusion)
CIRCUS OF ARSE PT.2 (APOLOGIES FOR THE CONFUSION)
(Telephone carnage)
Track Name: Duff Ecky Redux
DUFF ECKY REDUX
(Narcotypal Instrabreakdown)
Track Name: Earliest Convenience
EARLIEST CONVENIENCE
(Indian Freakout)