Soccer Mom EP

by The Mighty Acceleratör

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released 17 August 2011
GRINDCORE CINEMA presents
a MORTVILLE NOISE production
"Soccer Mom EP"

The “Soccer Mom” EP was recorded on an MCI JH-16 2" tape machine at Strangebird Recording in Centerville, IA on April 30th + May 1st of 2011. Mixed June 18th of 2011. All songs engineered by Travis Atkinson and produced by The Mighty Acceleratör.

All songs were written and performed by The Mighty Acceleratör.

Joe Brown– Vocals, Travis Atkinson– Lead guitar, Andy Koettel– Rhythm guitar / backing vocals, Stephen Crow– Bass guitar, J. Redcorn – Drums / percussion.

Cover art drawn by Sean Wilcox. Logo by Cole Hiatt.

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Track Name: Soccer Mom
SOCCER MOM
Soccer mom – dressed in white
Sweater clings to her nice and tight
Saturday – to my delight
She’s on display, what a glorious sight
Youth league – their biggest fan
She never misses, always there in the stands
Her smiling face – nice and tan
Loading gear into the back of the van
I like the way she handles those balls
Soccer mom, she’s the bomb, peeping tom
Got my eyes on…
Soccer mom, she’s the bomb, peeping tom
I’ve got my eyes on you…
Soccer mom – at the game
Jumping up and down without any shame
Calling out – her son’s name
Shaking her melons, driving me insane
Hiding out – in the bush
Stealing looks at your tight, round tush
A peeping tom – never caught
End of the game, I’ll be needing a mop
Shake that pony tail; let me see what you’ve got
Soccer mom, she’s the bomb, peeping tom
Got my eyes on…
Soccer mom, she’s the bomb, peeping tom
I’ve got my eyes on you…
You don’t know what you do to me, baby
Every time I see you, I go crazy
That minivan and pony tail
You’re bringing out the man in me…
Soccer mom - dressed in white
Same old sweater, still nice and tight
Saturday – let’s do it again
Into the bush, just you and me, my friend
A week from today, c’mon, let’s do it again!
Soccer mom, she’s the bomb, peeping tom
Got my eyes on…
Soccer mom, she’s the bomb, peeping tom
I’ve got my eyes on you…
Track Name: Shake It
SHAKE IT
Yeah, we’re going downtown tonight
The girls are comin’ out – alright!
They got $2 whiskey, we got $1 beers
Drink it up, baby, now forget all your fears
Come on and shake it
Shake it tonight
Get down and shake it
Cut loose tonight
Well, it’s getting close to midnight
Girls are drinking, getting wound up tight
Wearin’ halter tops and mini-skirts
Shirts so tight, getting ready to burst
Yeah, we’re going downtown tonight
The girls are comin’ out – alright!
They got $2 whiskey, got $1 beers
Drink it up, baby, now forget all your fears
Come on and shake, shake, shake – shake it, shake it tonight
Why don’t you shake it, baby, shake it – you’re doin’ alright
Let’s see ya shake, shake, shake – shake it, shake it tonight
Shake it, baby, shake it – shake it all night
Well, it’s getting close to midnight
Girls are drinking, getting wound up tight
Wearin’ halter tops and mini-skirts
Shirts so tight, getting’ ready to burst
Now it’s almost closin’ time
Only ten minutes left to make her mine
Come with me, girl, this wont take long
30 minutes, baby, you’ll be movin’ on
Come on and shake, shake, shake – shake it, shake it tonight
Why don’t you shake it, baby, shake it – you’re doin’ alright
Let’s see ya shake, shake, shake – shake it, shake it tonight
Shake it, baby, shake it – shake it all night
Shake it, baby, shake it – shake it on down the line
I don’t think I can take it; you’ve got me losin’ my mind
The way you move your body really messes with my head
I wanna scoop you up from the dance floor, I wanna throw you down on the bed
Come on and shake, shake, shake – shake it, shake it tonight
Why don’t ya shake it, baby, shake it – you’re doin’ alright
Let’s see ya shake, shake, shake – shake it, shake it tonight
Shake it, baby, shake it – shake it all night
Track Name: Mustache Foam
MUSTACHE FOAM
Getting dressed – my best threads
I’m gonna hook up tonight
I come home – wont be alone
Not without a fight
Excuse me, is this seat taken?
Sit down, and start in drinking
Raise your glass, raise it high
Take a sip, your mustache covered in white
You blew your chances with mustache foam
She couldn’t stand the sight
You’ll be spending the night alone
No hooking up tonight
Wipe it off, but it’s too late
Already made up her mind
It’s hard to look cool with mustache foam
Hope for better luck next time
Excuse me, is this seat taken?
Sit down, and start in drinking
Raise your glass, raise it high
Take a sip, your mustache covered in white
You blew your chances with mustache foam
She couldn’t stand the sight
You’ll be spending the night alone
No hooking up tonight
Wipe it off, but it’s too late
Already made up her mind
It’s hard to look cool with mustache foam
Hope for better luck next time
You make that long walk back across the bar
With a moist upper lip and a wounded heart
Jump back in the saddle and do it again
Drink from a bottle and you’re back in the game
Getting dressed – my best threads
I’m gonna hook up tonight
I come home – wont be alone
Not again tonight
Track Name: Droppin' a Load
DROPPIN' A LOAD
See the world behind glass as I head down the road
Got my hand on my knob, shifting gears as I go
Clean shot ahead, no smokies in sight
No backing off the hammer, laying waste to the road
Keep a steady pace, got a deadline to meet
Hopped up on pills, aint got no time to sleep
There’s no time to waste, I’ll catch some Z’s when I’m done
Gonna make it in time, in time to drop my load
Drop, drop – droppin’ a load
Gonna set her on down, ease it into place, oh baby
Drop, drop – droppin’a load
A nice tight fit, that’s the way we like it now
Drop, drop – droppin’ a load
Gonna set her on down, ease it into place, oh baby
Drop, drop – droppin’a load
A nice tight fit, that’s the way we like it now
That’s the way we like it now
Cocaine binge, breakin’ out in a sweat
Got to stay awake, I’ll take what I can get
No time for the ladies, though it’s been a while
Keep the pedal to the metal till that magic mile
Bouncing in my seat with my bladder full
Pain in my groin pushing me to the edge
I reach for the jug, unscrew the lid
Instant relief while I’m taking a whizz
Drop, drop – droppin’ a load
Gonna set her on down, ease it into place, oh baby
Drop, drop – droppin’a load
A nice tight fit, that’s the way we like it now
Drop, drop – droppin’ a load
Gonna set her on down, ease it into place, oh baby
Drop, drop – droppin’a load
A nice tight fit, that’s the way we like it now
That’s the way we like it now
Load dropper – full throttle – hitting my mark, cuz Im a…
High baller – pill popper – hell bent to make it on time…
I’m goin’ out of my mind
Free of my trailer, time to make it back home
I’d take it slow, but I’m on the go
Stopping to eat, throw some food down my hole
Jump back in the rig with my belly full
Long way to go, till I can do the deed
Blowin’ the doors off with lightnin’ speed
My woman is waiting for me to come home
Gonna have a good time, gonna drop my load
Drop, drop – droppin’ a load
Gonna set her on down, ease it into place, oh baby
Drop, drop – droppin’a load
A nice tight fit, that’s the way we like it now
Drop, drop – droppin’ a load
Gonna set her on down, ease it into place, oh baby
Drop, drop – droppin’a load
A nice tight fit, that’s the way we like it now
That’s the way we like it now